BKB SLAUGHTERSPORT
 
TITO "PRETTY BOY" SAXON


HOMETOWN:  Blackpool, England
HEIGHT:  6'2.5"
WEIGHT:  294 (235 at his BKB debut)
YEARS PRO:  4 
AGE:  36
REACH:  78.25"
AMATEUR BOXING RECORD:  90-11 (55)

BKB RECORD:  19(6DQ)-23(14DQ)-11 and 2 no-contests (55 brawls)     Was knocked out four times inside 3 minutes.

AMATEUR CAREER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
  - 3-time National Amateur SuperHeavyweight Champion
  - Olympic SuperHeavyweight Gold medalist

VALET:  Jeremy (a twelve years old boy) and a midget

OTHERS COMMENTS:
He is billed as "the greatest BKB champion of all time" and as the Chosen One: "One who possesses strength, spirituality, courage, agility, intelligence, and unsurpassed skill in the martial arts."  What a joke!  Tito "Pretty Boy" Saxon is everything BKB isn't.  INCREDIBLY BORING!!!

This Michael Jackson impersonator can't brawl much more than he can dance.  He is the worst BKB has to offer.  Worst uppercut, worst right, worst hook, worst one-punch power, worst physique, worst intangible, worst ring generalship, worst footwork.  His jab is his most effective weapon.  A lot quicker than his rotund shape suggested.  If ever champion, (I don't see it possible by any stretch of imagination) will retains the belt by any means possible.  Cheating to win?  Not a problem.  Getting a time limit draw?  Just as good as winning.  Getting disqualified?  Even better.

He is, with Virgil Jones, one of the most hated competitor in the BKB.  He is always smilling, dancing, showing love to his "fans" and thanking them for their support.  And his love for "the children of the world" is anything but suspect.  Even if everybodies loves to hate him.  They hate him with an intense passion.  They wants to see him getting beated up, injured, knock outed, bloodied.  The BKB audience paid to see him getting his ass kicked!  They chant "Die Tito die!"  and "Tito sucks!" whenever they see him.  Saxon does everything to annoying the fans.  Send them kisses, salute them, doing encore presentation (help his losing jobber/foe to get up and punching them for more), acting like a jerk thinking that everybodies love him and root for him, doing his loud mouth, always has some stupid excuse to explain his shortcomings (telling that if he has training he would have win it easily, that his opponent cheated or used illegal moves or explaining a misperformance by the Columbian flu he caught last night...)  He is simply the best at annoying people.


Glass jaw, feather fisted, slow, crude, dull, ungainly, uninspired, non-puncher, ageing journeyman...  Dull but effective one punch, jab and grab style...  Incredible waste of talent after a fantastic amateur career...  Unmotivated, overweight underachiever with alcohol and cocaine addictions, a partying lifestyle and chronic right hand injuries (broken three times and three surgeries)...  Best word to describe him is INCONSISTENT.  He is either very good or awful.

NOTABLE BRAWLS:

-  A 10-minute time limit draw with Boris The Magnificent.

-  A 10-minute time limit draw versus Paul Whistler.

-  A 10-minute time limit draw versus Chubby B.

-  A 10-minute time limit draw versus The World's Greatest Brawler.

-  A 10-minute time limit draw versus Chubby B.

-  A 10-limite time limit draw with Clarence McQuade.

-  A 10-minute time limit draw versus Daikaiju.

-  Was sparked out in 19 seconds by BKB Champion The Big Thing.

-  A 10-minute time limit draw against "The King" Virgil Jones.

-  Was KO'ed by The World's Greatest Fighter in 9:30.

-  Was KO'ed by Chubby B. in 1:57.  He was knocked down three times.

-  A one-sided loss to H.C. Cunningham in 9:34.

-  Was KO'ed by a limited journeyman.

-  Was KO'ed by an average rookie fighter.

-  Was KO'ed in a rematch against the limited journeyman.

-  Another embarassing loss, when he was knocked out in 33 seconds by a 5'9", 26 years old Canadian journeyman.

-  His worst and most humiliating defeat to date happens when he was KO'ed by a spectator (first timer) in 1:11 without landing a single punch.  He was almost knocked out at the first punch.  But he got up just to get finished by his foe.

-  A 10-minute time limit snoozefest versus Chubby B

His others brawls were against unknown and or mediocre opposition.